Written for: The Sunday Whirl, Wordle #280
Words: cruel, back, bruise, demon, muffled, always, cost, boot, hand, bang, mean, ball
Is your back bruised?
Is your mean energy level
always at zero? Muffled
demons may be hanging
around inside your body
at great cost to your
health. To boot,
your symptoms will tend
to worsen if you do not
act quickly. Dr. Ball’s
results gives you a bang
for your buck. Two teaspoons
a day of this secret solution
will cast out those cruel,
insidious villains. Step
right up. We are offering
this amazing product at
a reduced price for today
only. Say goodbye to bruises
and lack of energy. First
thirty customers will receive–
absolutely free–a recording
of Dr. Ball singing holiday tunes.
Roll up rollup.. if only there was a cure for muffled energy.. 😉
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It is curious isn’t it that no matter how well off developed nations are are there is always some belief in a remedy or quick fix that can be achieved to cure all ills without much effort.
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That’s why fairy tales age so well.
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I’m third in the queue – I can’t wait! The world needs a Dr Ball right now.
Click to view my Sunday Whirl!
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one with the real deal!
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Ha ha…reminds me of the song by Cher, “Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves”
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I remember that!
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An enjoyable dose of snake oil!
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Thanks, Cara!
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