Written for: Poetic Asides 2018 April PAD Challenge – Day 5
Write an intelligence poem
walk into a bar
takes a seat, orders drink
and calmly removes his head.
Bartender says, you can’t do that.
How will you drink with no mouth? Are you
stupid. Creature points to his three navels.
Only your race drinks with their mouths, Headless
says, arranging his six legs to form
a circle. Patrons stare, scared
stiff. Where are you from? You’re not
human. I’m far smarter.
Creature chuckles. Because
my IQ is art
you are far
(with suggestions from PoemsofGardenGnomes)