Funnies

Written for:  Wednesday Muse #11 – “I Love To Laugh!”  (posted by Toni)
“Hi Musers! What makes you laugh? Not necessarily give you joy but what makes you laugh? It is the antics of your pupper or cat? Something your kid does? A joke? Does a standup comic make you laugh? And be honest, does someone slipping on ice make you laugh?”

I laugh when:

My dog climbs into the dishwasher to lick plates

I saw a pig named Herman in the Vet’s waiting room

a snooty waiter asks my husband if he has reservations,
and my husband replies, ‘Yes, but we came anyway.’

I see any Mel Brooks films

my friend John chased a hot dog vendor in the middle of Washington, D.C. as if the last hot dog was escaping.

Dave Barry

Woody Allen dressed as a sperm

 

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About purplepeninportland

I am a freelance poet, born and bred in Brooklyn, New York. I live with my husband, John, and two charming rescue dogs–Marion Miller and Murphy. We spent eight lovely years in Portland, OR, but are now back in New York. My goal is to create and share poetry with others who write, or simply enjoy reading poetry. I hope to touch a nerve in you, and feel your sparks as well.
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14 Responses to Funnies

  1. Carrie V. H. says:

    Each one made me laugh harder Sara! Laughter truly is the best medicine!

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  2. kanzensakura says:

    Ha! I loved them all. I think we all needed a good laugh.

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  3. Lol. I love your husband’s response to the waiter.

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  4. Rall says:

    Ha…brilliant response for hubby !

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  5. Susie Clevenger says:

    Oh, these gave me the giggles, and I love your husband’s sense of humor!

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  6. Regina Phillips says:

    What a picture, dishwasher as the dinner table for the dog. Hilarious!

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